I luh ya luh ya luh ya cuties
i want to shove calums face into my vagina
i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.
reasons why footballers should pick me to be their wag:
- i’m pretty cute
- football is my life
- i’ll actually give a shit about your career and your games and your fitness
- i’ll want to go to all of your games (even tho that’s not always possible)
- i’m not after your money, just your love
- i’d walk around our house in nothing but your jersey
- i’ll be super supportive of you through the good times and bad
- all this applies unless you want to play for man united
one time my friend brought a mcchicken burger and the whole time she was eating it she looked really confused and then halfway through she stopped chewing and pulled the top bun off and stared at it for a while before whispering “they forgot the chicken”
German football star Mesut Ozil has paid for the surgeries of 23 Brazillian children to show thanks for their World Cup hospitality. Ozil had orginally pledged to pay for 11 surgeries before increasing his pledge to 23.